What is the meaning of life ?

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What is the meaning of life ?

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On the first day, God created the dog and said brbrbrquotSit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.quotbrbrThe dog said quotThats a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and Ill give you back the other ten?quotbrbrSo God agreed.brbrOn the second day, God created the monkey and said quotEntertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, Ill give you a twentyyear life span.quotbrbrThe monkey said quotMonkey tricks for twenty years? Thats a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?quotbrbrAnd God agreed.brbrOn the third day, God created the cow and said quotYou must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmers family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.quotbrbrThe cow said quotThats kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and Ill give back the other forty?quotbrbrAnd God agreed again.brbrOn the fourth day, God created man and said quotEat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, Ill give you twenty years.quotbrbrBut man said quotOnly twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back that makes eighty, okay?quotbrbrquotO kay,quot said God, quotYou asked for it.quotbrbrSo that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.brFor the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family.brFor the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.brAnd for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.brbrLife has now been explained to you...